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LAPD(ロス市警)とFBIとCIAと言えば泣く子も黙る犯罪取締り組織だが、
捜査の腕はどこが一番?という話になり大統領が一計を案じた。

森にうさぎを1匹放して先に捕まえた者が勝ちという競争をやらせてみることにしたのだ。

まずはCIAが入った。森全域にスパイ網を張り巡らし、
ありとあらゆる動物と鉱物をしらみ潰しに当たって目撃情報を集める。

3ヶ月の大がかりな捜査の末、うさぎはいないとの結論に達する。

今度はFBIが入った。なんら手がかりが得られぬまま2週間が経過、
森を焼き払って、うさぎもろとも皆殺しにしてしまう。

謝罪はせず、出火元はうさぎ、ということにする。

次はLAPDが入った。ものの2時間でボコボコに殴られたタヌキを1匹しょっぴいてくる。
タヌキは叫んでいる。

「オーケーオーケー、分かったってば! 俺がうさぎ!俺がうさぎだ!」

アメリカンジョークの面白さは異常:キニ速 (via gkojax)

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Ice Rider Crosses World’s Oldest Lake
French photographer Matthieu Paley is the person behind this almost unbelievable photo called Ice Rider. It was taken in Siberia.
"A bird’s eye view of Lake Baikal, the world’s largest fresh water lake," writes Paley on his website. “During winter the ice is up to 1.5 metres thick, allowing trucks and animals to cross safely. The white lines are cracks in the ice and as temperatures change these emit loud shuddering noises, reinforcing the eerie atmosphere.”
Lake Baikal holds many titles. It’s not only the world’s oldest lake at 25 million years old, it’s also the deepest and among the most clearest lakes in the world. For almost five months a year, it’s covered with ice.
Paley just came out with a new book called Pamir: Forgotten on the Roof of the World. The images, taken over the last 10 years, show the rarely photographed world of the less than 1,000 Kyrgyz. They’re a small group of people who live in Afghanistan’s Pamir mountains, who are practically cut-off from the rest of the world.
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fabforgottennobility:

Ice Rider Crosses World’s Oldest Lake

French photographer Matthieu Paley is the person behind this almost unbelievable photo called Ice Rider. It was taken in Siberia.

"A bird’s eye view of Lake Baikal, the world’s largest fresh water lake," writes Paley on his website. “During winter the ice is up to 1.5 metres thick, allowing trucks and animals to cross safely. The white lines are cracks in the ice and as temperatures change these emit loud shuddering noises, reinforcing the eerie atmosphere.”

Lake Baikal holds many titles. It’s not only the world’s oldest lake at 25 million years old, it’s also the deepest and among the most clearest lakes in the world. For almost five months a year, it’s covered with ice.

Paley just came out with a new book called Pamir: Forgotten on the Roof of the World. The images, taken over the last 10 years, show the rarely photographed world of the less than 1,000 Kyrgyz. They’re a small group of people who live in Afghanistan’s Pamir mountains, who are practically cut-off from the rest of the world.

DON’T REMOVE THE CREDIT, PLEASE

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